With the end of the regular schedule getting real close before the semi-finals, it’s time to announce the backs in my EPL Super League All Star Roster 2016
Jamie Scholl – Hull City FC
‘The Foot Expert’ has been a real big player in The Tigers’ best regular season in recent times. His real neat performances and touchdown-getting, as well as touchdown-saving, will sure get him a place in the England Men’s National Team this fall. It sure as hell gets him a spot on the roster of my All Star franchise!
Dennis Solomon – Castleford Tigercats
The Classy Cats wide receiver has done some real good touchdowns this season, and, this game week (against Cattle and Dragons) he wrote his name real big all over those history books by overtaking Lesley Volkswagen polo to become the comp’s G.O.A.T (Greatest of All Time) touchdown-getter. With 1 game to go against one of the losingest franchises in the UK (Wilderness Vikings), maybe Dangerous Dennis can break the 40 touchdown mark.
Nigel Adkins – Warring Town Timberwolves
Adkins has been in neat form for the Warring Town Timberwolves this semester and, once that EPL Super League school bell goes and the players leave for spring break this fall, Adkins will sure hope to be going to the England Summer Camp!
Manny Canoer – Hull City FC
Manny has been one of the bestest players on The Tigers’ roster this semester scoring a whole lot of awesome touchdowns to make the team be one of the winningest in the rugby league soccer world. He takes up the #4 uniform in the All Star Roster.
Corny Thompson – Wilderness Vikings
Although his franchise were not always the most winningest in the competition, the Vikings wide receiver found a way to score a whole bunch of super-duper touchdowns this season, and help his coach Denzel Betts to get the Vikings in the Super 6s.
Andrew Gale – Castleford Tigercats
Snoozer Gale has been real important to Asafa Powell and his team this season, setting up and scoring a baseball cap full of touchdowns and goals. The Classy Cats would not be the classy franchise they are without Snoozer, and for this reason he takes a jersey in the All Star Team.
Mark Sneeze – Hull City FC
Sneeeeeeeezzzzzeeeeeee is the 3rd and not the last Tigers player on the team. He has been a real good player for Lee Bradford this season, guiding the team to an EPL Super League World Club Challenge Cup World Championship as well as a place in the Post-Season Play-Off Sem-I Finals. He has been The Tigers’ MVP this season and he takes the Quarterback jersey in the All Star XI.