With the end of the regular schedule getting real close before the semI-finals, it’s time to announce the forwards in my 2016 EPL Super League All Star Roster
Jonah Hill – Warring Town Timberwolves
After some real super acting in some sweet films, Jonah Hill decided to take up doing rugby league soccer for the Timberwolves. It was a neat decision as Hill has become one of the best blockers in the entire competition. His performances this semester in helping the team clinch the EPL Super League Standing Topper’s Trophy earn him a uniform in the All Star roster.
Danny Howten – Hull City FC
Howten has been the bestest player in the competition this season and his fellow professional rugby league soccer stars know this, that’s why they nominatized him for the Guy of Aluminum 2016 Trophy. This spot on the team was one of the most hardest one to pick, with great Pacifier-Halves like Margot Roby (Dame Helen’s Rugby League Soccer Club) and Phil Clarke (Warring Town Timberwolves), Danny Howten was sure pushed all the way for the number 9 jersey.
Phil Taylor – Hull City FC
The Tigers’ blocker has made sure that the City faithful get to feast on an all-you-can-eat buffet of rugby league soccer, laying real super foundations that helped Mark Sneeze do some real awesome plays to insertize the ball to the end zone. The Tigers would not be the franchise they were this semester without ‘The Power’, and that means I give him the #10 uniform in my All Star roster.
Edwina Currie – Warring Town Timberwolves
The young Timberwolf has impressed all guys who have watched him do rugby league soccer this season. The young Irish guy will sure hope that England Men’s National Team coach, Gordon Bennett, will call him on his cell phone to ask him to play for the Three Lions this fall.
John Batman – Wigan Athletics
Batman has been a key figure for the Athletics in 2016, making some real good deefense and attacks to help John Wayne’s franchise to a place in the Sem-I Finals.
Jamie Ellis – Hull City FC
Guy of Aluminum nominee Jamie Ellis has been another super player in the competition. His experience and guidance has helped The Tigers win the EPL Super League World Club Challenge Cup, and got them a spot in the Sem-I Finals. Without Ellis, the City roster would just not be the same.